Now... This is a twist on all those stupid stories about Sally being pregnant. Let's keep it Disney. >_< I'm sorry this had to happen.. ;D IT'S A JOKE - I LOVE YOU ALL <3 Pleaseee don't reject.
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"What."
"Sally."
"Shut the hell up, Jack." She glared at him, fiercly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." He rufused.
"Oh my god." She put her hand to her head.
"I'm out of this . . . this madhouse! To think I
actually liked you. You've changed completely!"
Sally stormed out of the house.
She ran to Finkelstiens house.
. . She was having affairs.
With the creator of herself. He has used his own hands, to create her body. It's no different. OOH AFFAIRS! Don't tell Jack.
Jack shut the door behind her. "FINE, DON'T COME BACK."
Jack went into the bathroom and throw up.
Then he ran out of the bathroom and fell asleep on the floor.
"I CAN'T MAKE IT TO MYYY BED. I AM CRAMPPIN!!!!"
As soon as Sally returned she found Jack asleep on the floor.
Furious, she stepped on his hand. His finger came off.
"OW! SALLY!!!" He poped it back on.
"Oh my god, lower your voice, Jackuel."
"Don't call me my first name.. I'm king here."
"I'm queen."
"I don't care."
"You proposed to me."
"So. I HAVE ISSUES NOW YOU DONT CARE!"
Sally took in a big sigh.
"What is it? You're not divorcing me, are you.. I know we've bene through alot, we never really - really.. spend time together anymore." She wiped the tears from her clothey cheeks.
"No. Are you divorcing me?"
"Uhm, no."
"You sure? Causeeeee."
She rolled her eyes slightly.
"Jack! Please. Wha-- Just nevermind. Don't tell me, I don't care. I'm leaving again."
"NO. No. NOO!" He shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"COME BACKKKK!!!!! NOWW!!!"
"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!"
Sally came inside.
"Jack. SHUT THE HELL UP. All you've been doing is bothering me, all you've been doing is annoying me and raising your voice to me. It's not the same anymore. I guess, yeah. I'm divorcing you, I met two other people also. It's to bad i'm no longer faithful." She stormed out crying.
. . . . . Then she got hit by a car.
well. almost... Edward Cullen saved her.
-9 months later -
"Ow."
"Ow."
"Ow."
"MY WATERS BROKE! AH! AH! AH! HELP ME." He picked up the phone and called 922.
Then he decided to live in a box.
The baby was born. Sally changed her name to Bella.
Alls well, it ends well.
(Haven't seen Twilight?
Don't ask who Edward & Bella are.
That ruined the story if you didn't see it. xD)
