Hahaha... Thought this was HILARIOUS!! And poor Shock, she's just one of the guys. This song is by Katy Perry, so look it up on Youtube or something. Lawz!
I saw a spider
I didn't scream
Cuz I can belch
The alphabet
Just double dog
Dare me
And I chose
Guitar over ballet
And I take
These suckers down
Because they just
Get in my way
The way
You look at me
Is kinda like
A little sister
By your goodbyes
And it leaves me
Nothing but blisters
So I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you
tonight that
I just wanna be
One of the girls
Pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys
So over the summer
Something changed
I started reading 17
And shaving my legs
And I study
The litter religously
And I walked
Right into school
And caught you
Staring at me
Cuz I know
What you know
But now your gonna have
To take a number
It's ok
Maybe one day
But not until I get my
Diamond ring
[Chorus]
Cuz I don't want to be
One of the boys
One of the guys
Just give me a chance
To prove to you
I'm neither
I just wanna be
One of the girls
So pretty in pearl
Not one of the boys
I wanna be a flower
Not a dirty weed
And I wanna smell
Like roses
Not a baseball team
And I swear
Maybe one day
Your gonnna
Wanna make out
Make out, make out
(Don't wanna be)
Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be)
Don't want to be
(Don't wanna be)
[Chorus]
Cuz I
I don't wanna be one
One
One of the boys
I just wanna be
One of the girls
So pretty in pearls
Not one of the boys
