Camera Guy: Well welcome everyone to another fabulous episode of the Don't Turn off the Lights interviews! Now here's you host Halloween2-
Oogie: *steps through the curtains onstage*
Camera Guy: -9?
Camera Guy: *points to Oogie* You're not the host!
Oogie: *glares at him* I am for this chapter.
Camera Guy: So....where's the REAL host?
Oogie: She's being handled by top men.
Camera Guy: Who?
Me: *is tied to a chair and is gagged backstage*
Oogie: Well then, why don't we start with the show hmm? Our first comment was from skelletongirl.
oogie put the mayor in a barrel of gasoline and light it
jack sing hushabye mountin
shock put a spell on sally to be your slave
barrel kiss oogie mayor(if you are alive) distory all halloween plans)
Oogie: Oooo, ya know, I really like you kid.
Mayor: *walks onstage* My I feel so much better.
Oogie: *leers at the Mayor* Oh really?
Mayor: ^-^ *nods*
Oogie: *grabs Mayor and stuffs him in a can of gasoline*
Mayor: What the!? *looks around* Noooooo! I just recovered!
Oogie: *sets the can on fire* Mwahahahahahaha!
Oogie: *kicks the can offstage* Well, that takes care of that. The next dare is for Jack to sing Hushabye moun...tain...-.- Seriously?....SERIOUSLY!?!? Who wants to hear that!?!?
Jen: skelletongirl does.....wait a minute, Oogie where's the host?
Oogie:.....<.<....uh....on a magical quest to save her jar peanut butter.
Jen: Ah, okay then so w-...Hey wait a minute!
Oogie: *rolls his sockets*
Jen: *glares at Oogie* Jack do your dare.
Jack: *sings hushabye mountain beautifully*
Jack Fan-girls in the audience: *swoon and faint*
Oogie Fan-girl (notice how that's singular): Boooo!
Oogie: Alright then *grabs Jack and throws him offstage* Moving on! Shock, put a spell on Sally to be your slave......Shock? *looks around* Shock?....SHOCK!?!?
Shock & Sally: *Out to the spa getting their nails done*
Oogie: -.- The nerve of that girl.
Oogie: Alright, the next dare is for Barrel to kiss Oogie..............*realizes* Wait...I'm Oogie.....
Oogie: *looks to Barrel* Don't even think about it kid. Use your one wimp out.
Barrel: But....I might need it for something else.....
Oogie: USE IT!!!
Barrel: *cowers* Yes sir.....
Oogie: Hmph, well then now we-
*A shoe flies through the air onstage*
Oogie: *gets hit in the head and falls over* XP
Me: *walks onstage*
Audience: *cheer madly*
Me: *smiles and waves at the audience* Hello everyone! *walks over to Oogie and takes $20 from his wallet* I win. *walks back over to her spot light, pocketing the cash*
Oogie: How...how did you escape? *sits up*
Me: Mayor untied me.
Mayor: *runs onstage, crisp and burnt* Ha! Take that ya bas*censored*
Oogie: But that's not fair!
Me: It's my show, it doesn't have to be fair. *smiles and turns to the audience*
Jen: Good to have ya back.
Me: *looks to Jen* Oh stop being a kiss up.
Jen: *shrugs* One could try.
Me: *turns back to the audience* Despite our little setback, lets move on to the next comment, from BN....this should be interesting.
oh look, i'ma back! *grins* arn't I nice?
1) oogie? why won't you give me your bug? hey wait... can we gamble for it? or as your a scardy-sack?
2) jack? why haven't you proposed to sally yet!!!!! D= your simply ment to be!!!!!
3) <.< >.> psst, l,s,b? how do you like working for oogie? and can we have a few bits of gossip about oogie please?
DARES! *laughs evily, holding a MASSIVE list...
- lightning flashes, and hits BN, she falls over, ko'd or possibly dead... however, one dare on the list survives... -
102) Jack, I dare you to propose to sally, live on air!)
Oogie: *stands up* I heard the word gamble, who wants to gamble?
Peter: BN does.
Oogie: For my main bug?! Hell no!! And I for one am NOT a Scardy-Sack!!!
Me: *is about to say something but decides it's best to stay quiet*
Oogie: I have my reasons why I won't give it to you, you insolent little child.
Me:...<.<......*looks up the word 'insolent' in the dictionary* Ah ha, boldy rude or dis-respectful......ouch.
Jen: *looks to Jack* I think we're all curious to know why you haven't preposed to Sally. You ARE simply ment to be.
Me: Are you scared?
Jack: *shakes head*
Jen: Do you not have a ring?
Jack: *shakes head*
Oogie: Is there someone else?
Jen: Is there?
Jack: Uh...*blushes and runs offstage*
Me:........That was.....odd....even for Jack. Alright, moving on.
Jen: *whispers to me* We have to get Oogie offstage for this next question.
Me: *reads the question* Ah.....yeah.....hmmm....any ideas?
Jen: Yep *walks over to Oogie*
Jen: *punches him in the face*
Oogie: >.< Ow!!
Jen: *runs offstage*
Oogie: Get back here you punk! *follows Jen*
Me:.....Alright then Lock, Shock, Barrel, answer your question.
Lock: How do we like it? Well.......honestly? It sucks! Try dealing with Oogie's gas! Pee you!
Barrel: Mr.Oogie's just....just plain mean.
Shock: He's a moron.
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Gossip? Our pleasure!
Barrel: He sleeps with a teddy bear.
Shock: He practices ballet every night.
Lock: He LOVES putting woman's lip-stick on.
Shock: Lock......that's you.
Me: Alright Jack, do your d- *looks around* Jack?.....oh yeah....he ran off.....Next comment! From MichaBelle!
( I want Barrel to do a handstand untill he falls!
and I have one question
Oogie LS&B: How does it feel to have shadows that are real and the opposite gender of you?)
Me: Alright Barrel, do your handstand, we'll even time ya. Got the stopwatch Lock?
Barrel: *stands on his hands then falls over on his butt*
Me: Alright, how long was that Lock?
Lock: I didn't even have enough time to start the stop watch....
Me:....<.<....>.>......moving on then.
Shock: Shadows? It's cool
Lock: Kinda creepy....
Jen: *runs back onstage* Stops chasing me! You have a question!
Oogie: *stops running* Honestly? It's REALLY annoying and irratating.
Me: Alright, next comment was from Zero1996.
ahhahahahahaha. i have a question for Samn if you could would you kill everyone? and eat barrels lolly?)
Me: Wow.....Sam.....you have a question.....
Sam: *walks onstage covered in dust from sitting out so long* I do!?!?
Sam: Would I kill everyone? Hell yeah! Assasin!!!......I mean....we're still filming? Uh......would I eat Barrel's lolly?
Yeah! It's mine! All mine!
Barrel: Nooooooo, it's MINE! *runs off*
Sam: Ze lolly shall be mine! *runs after Barrel*
Me: Alright, our last comment was from Shock.
Shock: What? I didn't give a comment!
Me: No, not you Shock, another Shock.
Shock: Another Shock? Who's impersonating me!?!?
Me: *rolls eyes*
I have a few things to say!Lock you're an idiot.Mayor if you are dead i'll find you a nice spot in the grave yard!Jack do you love Halloween29?Mayor dead or not i'm stalking you day and night!)
Lock: I think we've already established that I'm an idiot.
Mayor: Suprisingly, I'm alive, so no need for the grave. But I appreciate the thought! ^-^
Jack: *pokes head onstage* Do I love Halloween29? Well.......uh....
Jack:....*blushes and runs offstage again*
Me:....*sighs and sulks*
Mayor: Now you're stalking me!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around and around and around and around*
Me: Well, our next comment was from-
Camera Guy: Ms.Halloween, we're out of comments....
Me: What? Ya mean we're all caught up?
Camera Guy: *nods*
Me: *smiles* HALLELUAH!! Well then folks, you can go on back to sending those questions and dares, we're officially on track! Well, til the next chapter everyone! This is Halloween29 signing off! *waves as the screen goes black*