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I will not


© Sally_382

Just a list of things not recomended for Halloween Town. Pretty damn funny if I say so myself. But I wrote it so.... ya. R&R! PS if I get requests I'll try other Tim Burton films.

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I will not-

I will not paint Oogie's casion hot pink. I like my arms attatched.

I will not ask Jack how he can have kids if he's a skeleton.

I will not ask the mayor why he has no friends. It is possible to almost drown in the amount of tears her cries.

I will not hold Jack's head underwater after he jumps into the fountian. He won't die but I sure will.

I will not pull at Sally's stitches. They're surprisingly delicate.

Same goes for Oogie's stitches.

I will not light Jack's kids on fire to see if they can do the fire thingy too. Kids are flamable.

I will not start a bonfire in the hitherlands and use the holiday trees for firewood.

I will not shove Oogie off a cliff. Fan girls bite. And scratch.

I will not call Oogie a bed bug, even though he's pretty much a pillow case stuffed with bugs. Said bugs may be poisonous.

I will not look at the Mergirl and say 'I wonder how she would taste with tarter sauce.....'

I will not yell at the Wolfman to 'Heel'. He doesn't like it and his teeth are sharp.

Speaking of sharp things, sharp objects. No.

I will not call Jack's soul robber 'kinky' or ask if it serves any 'other purpous'. Jack will hit you with said kinky whip.

I will not pair Jack and Oogie together in a fan fic. Sally will cry.

I will not put mistletoe over Lock and Shock. They ignore traditions and go straight for the neck.

I will not replace Barrel's candy with sugar free candy. He'll be pretty damn scary.

I will not set Shock up with Barrel just to see if Lock really does like Shock.

Nor whenever they are on a date will I run at them yelling. 'BARREL HOW COULD YOU?!'

I will not sack Lock. After years of living with Shock and Barrel he may have learned that wearing a cup if a good idea. I will loose a limb.

I will not stuff Sally with bugs and call her 'She Oogie'.

I will not call Oogie a girl.

I will not steal Jack's suit.

I will not turn the fountian water tie dye.

I will not spike Halloween Town's drinking water.

Especially with acual spikes.

I will do well to remember just because they are dead doesn't mean cannot maim or seriously injure them.

I will not point out that Sally was tied up by Oogie so 'first come first serve'. Jack is not nice when he's jealous.

I will remember that Alchohal stays in St. Patricks Ville.

Oogie doesn't have an ego 'the size of Kentucky.'

Oogie does not just 'need a hug.'

Yelling that Oogie is attacking whenever Jack and Sally are on a date is just mean.

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